Red Umbrella


Red Umbrella Hosting is an offshore open minded hosting service for the modern era.  Designed with sex workers in mind (but also open to other marginalised business owners), I strive to provide a less big box and more personal experience when it come to hosting and design.  All packages come with attentive, hands on technical support.  I am available for support via email, encrypted live chat, and a ticketing system.

My goal is to always be here to help you, every step of the way.  As a sex worker myself, my goal is to give you the service I want to receive myself.  Please read my guarantee to you and rest assured that you will not be left on read for weeks when you have a question.  If I can help you, I will.


of ALL Red Umbrella Hosting Plans
  • cPanel
  • Website Statistics
  • Free SSL Certificate
  • Free Weekly Backups
  • Dedicated Offshore Server
  • Free CMS Installation/Migration
  • Automatic Image Optimisation (optional)
  • Free Activation/Deactivation of Site (UTR)
  • Free Password Protection of Site/Directories
  • Free Assistance Adding Link Buttons to Your Site (P411, TER, et al)


Best for an individual who wants to host 1-2 simple websites
$ 150 Annually
(or 15/month)
  • 5 GB Disk Space
  • 30 GB Bandwidth
  • Up to 2 domains


Best for an individual wants to host a custom designed site
or two friends who want to host simple websites
$ 250 Annually
(or 25/month)
  • SFTP Access
  • MySQL Access
  • 10 GB Disk Space
  • 50 GB Bandwidth
  • Up to 5 domains
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Best for a group of friends splitting a hosting plan
or a small designer that wants to include hosting with their sites
$ 750 Annually
(or 75/month)
  • SFTP Access
  • MySQL Access
  • 30 GB Disk Space
  • Unmetered Bandwidth (See ToS)
  • Unlimited Domains/Multiple Users